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Writing

Bringing God on to the Road Cannot be a Religious Act

There has been a report on the internet that said that Ahmedabad had built more temples than schools in the last few years. While in an ideal world, temples too would have been a source of education and enlightenment, the fact of the matter is that the development should be a cause for worry for all of us – especially for those who are either academicians or religious in the true sense.

I am religious; or spiritual, if you insist, in nature. And it pains me to see God being brought down to dusty and dirty crossroads of haphazardly expanding cities across the nation. Unfortunately, as mentioned right in the beginning, our own Ahmedabad seems to have taken the lead in the dubious activity.

How can it be religion if the temple (or a mazaar or any other place of worship) makes commuting impossible for the thousands of people who traverse through the crossroad that it is built? How can it be religion when the knowledge of your standing about a busy road makes you restless and you rush through your prayer? But more than anything else, how can it be religion if the building of the temple itself is mired in the dirt of land-grabbing by some anti-socials? How can it ever be?

It never can be. In fact, it is almost blasphemy. It is anti religion – ‘giving a home to God’ on a misappropriated land; causing trouble to humanity with its presence and not giving yourself completely to HER while offering prayers. Yes, it is in fact blasphemy.

And why do we need places of worship at every nook and corner of our country? Are we really more religious than our parents? If we cut the Karan Johar gloss out of our generation’s religious activities, the truth is that our faith in God is not even half as undying as that of our parents. So, what’s the reason behind the fast expanding ‘religious real estate’?
The answer is manifold. The process generally starts with someone putting either a picture or a sculpted-in-stone God at a small place and then, very, very importantly, spreading the word about the place. Soon, from a few curious onlookers to a trickle of devoted religious souls, right down to a mass influx of regulars, the place gains both in physical and metaphysical stature. And someone, somewhere makes a killing out of it.

I agree that just as there is no reason frivolous enough to celebrate life, there can be no place odd enough to worship. After all, SHE is everywhere, right? And that’s precisely what the point is. God is, quite magically, both in your heart and everywhere else too.

When a person gets cynical, (s)he manages to find a sinister side of everything in this world – whether or not that sinister side actually exists! In the same manner, when someone gets completely immersed in devotion towards God, s(he) sees God everywhere. Yes, if you really believe in God, in its truest and purest form, you CAN actually see God – right there, in front of your eyes, in this very world of ours.

Sounds unbelievable, or even regressive? Well, the doubting is not new for religion. Every generation has espoused disbelief and disdain for religion. And it is this absolute freedom of not only interpreting it as per one’s own understanding but also completely disregarding its existence, which makes religion such an incredible emotion. Those who give their souls to HER, while leaving the body to do the necessary and rewarding existence, know that SHE doesn’t ask us to go anywhere; but comes herself to the true believers.

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Reflection

Oh, the Journey of League Magazine …

League was not the name that we had first thought for the magazine.

Our first suggestion for the name, in the year 2005, of a magazine for Ahmedabad was ‘AHEM!’ – reflecting both the geographical identity of the magazine and also the role of the ‘masthead’ of a  publication in attracting attention from and seeking time of readers, prior to saying something significant.

We thought the name fitted like a ‘T’ in our endeavour. Of course, as destiny would have it, we could not carry on with name; and here is the story behind it:

The Birth of the Idea:

The idea of coming out with Ahmedabad’s very own English monthly magazine was born in the year 2005; at the steps outside Screen 4 of Fun Republic (multiplex), Ahmedabad.

The first two proponents of the idea were a practicing doctor and a media professional of the city.

The reason behind the discussion was simple – Ahmedabad, the 7th biggest city of India and home to a globe-trotting, progressive and cosmopolitan society DESERVED to have a mouthpiece, a forum, magazine of its own. The two also believed that the city was ready for a magazine of its own – inspite of the fact that Ahmedabad, traditionally, has  never been known as a city that supports publications – of any nature.

But as they say, traditional wisdom often is a victim of a tradition of propagation of folklore.

So, the question was not about whether Ahmedabad can support ‘a’ magazine, the question was as to which type (nature of content) of magazine was Ahmedabad really looking for. With the money that it has, Ahmedabad can support a million magazines, but the question was more about what Ahmedabad needed; and wanted.

Of course, one vital addition to that consideration was the absolute necessity of the publishers themselves  having a philosophy.

From time memorial and in all cultures, it is this aforementioned requirement of a philosophy on part of the publishers that has produced the most conflicts of conscience. “Should we offer ONLY what they have been used to reading and love reading; something that makes a product successful” or “should we introduce them to newer tastes, philosophies, cultures and thoughts” are two of the many questions that every publisher faces everyday.

There are thousands of publications today that feature ONLY what ‘sells’. Because for those publications, a newspaper or magazine is just another business – like soaps, white goods. To each his own. But what AHEM! desired was to opt for the latter choice of bringing newer thoughts and cultures into Ahmedabad and take Ahmedabad’s best out to the world.

From the very beginning, it was never intended to be a news magazine. While Readers Digest was indeed a reference concept, AHEM! (now League) hoped to become a more interactive and about a particular geographical place, Ahmedabad.

So, if it were to be a magazine for Ahmedabad (and Gujarat), why should it not have been in Gujarati?

Simply because there already were magazines in the language. The vaccum was entirely the domain of English language. A city of 50 Lakhs had just one English publication of any note; and that too was a news daily. Whereas magazines like Chitralekha, Abhiyaan etc have long served the Gujarati reading populace well.

And then Began the Journey:

The first requirement of any publication in India is to apply for the ‘title’ (name) of the magazine. The first part of the process is almost the exact process of acquiring a passport!

With some additions like filing up the application at the District Magistrate’s (DM) office. The application, apart from requisite details of the people behind the publication, had to carry publisher’s choice of name for the magazine.
While filing of the application, we were told of that application then to be forwarded to the police station under the jurisdiction of which the place of publication of the magazine falls. The purpose, as in the case of issue of a passport, was to be the ‘verification’ of the publisher / owner of the proposed magazine.

As it often happens in government / administrative issues in India – especially if you insist on NOT paying a single paisa in bribe – we did not get, even after one full month, any information about the subject from both the DM’s office and the police station.

On enquiring about it at the DM office, we were told that our application was moved out to the police station the very next day of filing of the application. When we contacted the police station, we got told that they did not receive any application from the DM office. After contacting the DM office with the feedback from the police station, we were again told that the application had indeed left the DM office on the second day of filing of the application. Moving out of the DM office’s pillar again to the police station’s post, we again got to hear the same answer, “the application has not reached us”.

People around us told us to pay up and get the matter done. And while one can never be sure of such things, we too started believing that the issue indeed was about a few crisp notes. Fortunately, living just 10 Kms away from the Gandhi Ashram, we had – knowingly or otherwise – imbibed a few of the great man’s teachings.

As ever, we decided strictly against the idea of paying any person anything other than the legal fees, we got in touch with the DM office again. But this time, instead of approaching the unhelpful staff, we went ahead straight to meeting the Sub-Divisional Magistrate of the time.

Within moments, the clerk handling the case was given an earful by the SDM and asked to take up our case properly.
Of course, it still did get us our ‘lost’ application back. After a small matter of filling up the application again, the matter seemed to be on the fast-track. The application reached the police station within 4 days and the process of the verification of the publisher (who already had a valid passport of the Indian Union; issued by the same police station) was completed within a week of the filing of the new application!

But not the publisher was ‘subjected’ to this conversation at the police station:

Police: Why do you want to launch the magazine? (!)
Publisher: (After pondering over the pros and cons of the worth of discussing the real reason – of making use of media in doing good for the society – the publisher settled for a more simple one) Well, it’s my business.
Police: What is your business?
Publisher: Media business
Police: So why do you want to launch a magazine? (!)
Publisher: (irritated) Because, as a part of my media business, I will be launching the magazine.

We are almost sure that the poor police constable, who had to write the same thing over and again 3 times on a crumbling piece of paper, was not convinced of our publisher’s answer.

However, within a matter of the next week, the ‘verification report’ of the police station had reached back to the DM office. And sure enough, the clerk at the office made sure that our application was quickly forwarded first to the SDM (for his signature) and then on to the office of Registrar for Newspapers in India (RNI), New Delhi.

Just the Beginning of the Ordeal:

We could never have imagined that what was in store was infinitely worse than the experience till that time.
Our application had moved out from Ahmedabad to New Delhi 49 days after our filing of the application the first time. When we did not hear about the matter even 30 days after that (79 days since the filing of the application), we called up RNI (New Delhi) to enquire about the status – only to be told of enquiring after a week. A week later, the office was under renovation and hence no one was available.

Meanwhile, a journalist friend from Delhi (working for the biggest media houses of India at that time) made us talk with an ‘agent’ who claimed to know the ‘in and out’ of RNI.

Rs. 5000 was the amount that he quoted to get the work done in 3 days!

“Sab aise hi karvate hain saahab, India ke bade se bade paper aur magazine bhi. Seedhey seedhey kaam karne jaayegne toh bahut pareshani hogi”.

Anyway, it never has been an option for us. We sent emails and all of them remained unanswered. Our Delhi associate made personal visits to the RNI office but to no avail. Two of those visits were for a period of six hours each!
Suddenly, one fine day, we got an official letter from RNI which read the following:

We can’t allot the name of your choice:

The reason? The name AHEM! is already allotted to someone else.

Now, it is not abnormal for two people to have asked for the same name and one of them losing out on it. But what was curious here was the fact that not only had we submitted the name after checking out the availability of the name from RNI’s website but also that the website still showed the name as ‘available’ 15 days after the issue of the letter by RNI.
When, after many attempts, we did manage to talk straight to the concerning authority and ask him about the issue, this is what he had to say:

“No, no; you can’t trust the website.”

That was an officer of RNI, which falls under the ministry of information and broadcasting telling us about the website of the governing body of all newspapers in India!

If the process was not moral-buster, such callous replies and attitude by authorities was truly a major turn-off.
Fortunately, true passion never dies. And since we had developed great affection for the name AHEM! – apart from spending huge amount of money, time and prepared creative work revolving around the name – we asked for the person who had registered the name; so that we could legally buy the name from him.

After much reluctance, we were given the name of a South Indian gentleman residing in the Malaviya Nagar area of New Delhi.

Much to our horror, one of our other Delhi associate found out that there was not even an address like that! We called up RNI again to ask for the phone number of the person and we were told that there was no phone number against the name – before rudely putting the phone down on us.

We assumed that the person at RNI had something to hide there.

We were then again surrounded by advises of paying up a few people and get done with the “small job of getting a name for the magazine”. Those words made the situation even more poignant. Months after filing the application for getting a name of our choice for our magazine, we had made no headway whatsoever.

We had always heard about the dreaded thing called ‘red tape’. Experiencing it first hand made us understand the gravity of the problem. And delays are not the big story by a long shot; the brazenness with which the ‘powerful babus’ operate is what makes one numb. Sample this:

As on October 30, 2007, if you put AHEM in the ‘Title Search’ column of the RNI website, it shows up the following result: “The exact Title Does Not Exist!!!” (The exclamation marks are theirs)

The only result that the site throws up if your remove ‘!” from ‘AHEM!’, is ‘Ahem Ittelah”, an Urdu publication from Hyderabad. Funnily, there is a publication called ‘Urdu League’; and yet, we have been given the title ‘League’. So, clearly, there is not much of logic in the rejection of our first choice of name.

Repeating the Entire Process:

Once it became clear that we had hit the dead-end on that particular road, we went about the whole process all over again!

So, we submitted an application to the DM’s office – this time with 10 names – again. (‘Once bitten, twice shy’, they say, right?) Banking on experience, we did not waste much time on the lower staff of DM at the time of the ‘second round’. We got an audience with the SDM and got a waiver from him about the police verification.

We would here like to publicly state that the then SDM had played a big role in making the process faster for us. We thank Shri Gaurav Prajapati here and wish him luck for his future. The gratitude is not for any favours that he might have done. In fact, with due respect, he did not have to do anything that his office was not expected to do for common citizens anyway. The gratitude is for realising his role as the representative of people and being warm, helpful and receptive to our talks. If every ‘sarkari’ person in government offices – right from the MD to the peon – learns a bit of that, India would most certainly be a better place. Or, a much easier place to start a business anyway.

Anyway, our application, with 10 new names, was sent to New Delhi within ten days of our filing the application. And much to our surprise, within a month, we had got a name of the magazine. League was 6th in the list of the 10 names that we had submitted! As funny as ever, there were more ‘similar’ or ‘related’ or ‘affiliated’ names of League (’Urdu League’, for example) than at least 3 of the 5 names above League that we were not granted!

In hindsight though, League, out of all the other names submitted by us, suits the philosophy of the magazine the best. ‘Silver lining in the dark cloud?’. Maybe.

So, eleven months after submitting the (first) application, we finally had a name for the magazine.

While the spirit behind bringing out a magazine for Ahmedabad was still intact, the entire process had left a deep scar in our heart. All those talks of our being IT superpower sounded hollow (they are hollow anyway) when “you can’t trust a website of a department of ministry of information and broadcasting”. Ditto for ‘research findings’ about Indians being the most optimistic people when the truth is that people here often get surprised when they get a reply from ‘sarkari’ authorities within one month!

All said and done, while it took almost one year to merely get a name for our own magazine, it was a war worth fighting for; and winning it too.

Yes, League is all about propagating good values, which exist within each one of us, far and wide – in a bid to have an ideal society. And it takes immense joy in sharing here that it never, ever gave a single rupee as bribe to move ‘the file faster’. We hope that you appreciate our stand on the matter. Simply because, no award is bigger than a pat on the back for a good deed.

The First Year:

If the pre-labour period was full of angst, the ‘delivery’ and the first year of the infant was no less edge-of-the-seat stuff. From launch dates to distribution deals; from staff hiring to marketing plans, everything seemed to follow the Murphy’s law that says, “anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”.

While most of it were the teething problems that most start-ups face, one of the biggest teaching for us has been in the field of distribution of the magazine:

Magazine Distribution is a Muscle Sport:

While it never is a good idea to paint an entire structure with the same brush, it has to be said that the magazine distributors do throw around a lot of weight.

But what made the case curious in our case was the ABSOLUTE collusion between some the big (magazine) retail joints of Ahmedabad and the distributors.

We thought we were lucky to be able to hire the services of one of the biggest (magazine) distributors of Ahmedabad – inspite of our size. But the honeymoon was to end within a matter of the first two issues.

The distributor would not only not put our magazines at all of the 100+ newsstands across Ahmedabad as per his word (there is NO concept of a written agreement here) but would also not give us the details of his distribution network; the effort put by him for our magazine and, most importantly, his (financial) terms!

As you would expect, we dumped the distributor for the better of the magazine. But, much to our horror, we found out that some of the holy cows of books & stationary retail joints started refusing to take our magazine – unless we go to them via the same old distributor!

“We would not like to change your distributor”

As impossible as it may sound, those were the words of the boss of the biggest books & stationary retail chain of Ahmedabad. In other words, he was trying to tell us – in an extremely curt manner – that it was HE, and NOT US, who could decide the distributor of our magazine.

It is difficult to say which of the feelings was bigger – that of shock or that of disgust.

Of course, anyone who has ever tried to do any business in India knows that such things are just one part of everyday life in the market place.

So, instead of bowing to the immoral arm-twisting tactics of both the distributor and the retail giant, we got down to gradually start building our own chain of newsstands. Unfortunately, every newsstand that owed allegiance to the big distributor would refuse to keep our magazine.

In the meantime, we kept on our hunt of a new distributor, but the situation on that front went from bad to downright unimaginable – with instances such as the one where the head of a very old, big and reputed distributor giving us a long, long sermon about how launching an English magazine in Ahmedabad is not a good idea. And how it was the same reason that he had stopped the distribution business.

Very soon, it was down to our own boys going to newsstands around the city to identify the ones that accept magazines DIRECTLY from the publishers.

Simultaneously, we increased the emphasis on direct marketing – in order to minimise, if not completely offset, the role of newsstands in increasing the readership of the magazine.

Our hard-work started paying; and we started gaining new readership from a wide range of social groups. What helped further in the process was a healthy word-of-mouth that we almost always managed to generate. Being the ONLY English monthly magazine of Ahmedabad gave us an obvious advantage of high curiosity and recall values.

But …

It has to be said that for small groups like ours, which do not have the multi-crore marketing budgets, non-cooperation by big retail joints is always going to be big hindrance in growth.

Also, our advice to anyone who is about to start a magazine would be DON’T GET FOOLED by hollow words of retail giants about their ‘passion for book’ etc. It is a market out there and all that they care for is the bottom line of their balance sheets. It would have been fine if they had claimed only that much. But citing high-profile book reading sessions, while completely bulldozing small, new publication ventures makes them total ‘fakes’.
Based on all of that:

Here’s an urge – If you think that you, the reader and the most powerful link of the publishing chain, can make a difference to the challenges faced by new publication ventures, do make a beginning. All that we, on behalf of every single new publishing venture of the world, urge you to do is to help break the nexus of big distributors and big retail book shops by repeatedly asking for newer publications by smaller publishers too. If the publications are not good, you would not buy them and the small publishers would either get better or close down. But at least everyone would get a level playing field. Do you think the expectation is fair?

The Inspiring Path Ahead:

Just in case any of you take that to be a distress story, let us reiterate her that it has been an immensely invigoration journey. We have loved every day of our association with you. It gave us immense high whenever we got mails of appreciation from unknown friends. It did a world of good for our spirits when almost everyday at least one writer would express his or her desire to write for our magazine.

Pat on the back from eminent citizens of the city, love and appreciation by the readers (in 5 cities) and the support of professionals has ensured that we wait for every new sunrise to get back to the work of spreading togetherness. And if you allow us to blow our trumpet a little, “let’s spend some time together” has undoubtedly become one of the most endearing philosophy slogans of our world. Don’t believe us; come and see the mails that we get about it.

With so much happening in a matter of one year, it is only natural that we are looking ahead with a sense of joyous nervousness.

Childish attitude of some retail joints aside, we have set our sights firmly on becoming one of most recognizable symbols of, to begin with, Ahmedabad. Not through capturing the market, but by making a difference to life around all of us. Everything else would be mere details of a happy picture.

For more about our future story, turn to page 4. It is all spelled out there for you. One final time, come, let’s spend some time together.

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Films, Books Etc Writing

Interpreting and Re-interpreting One of God’s Best Script!

What makes a very good cinema? Any student of the art would tell you that basic requirement is a good subject. If we stretch it a little further, a good subject with a very strong characters (what else was Sholay all about, except a dozen strong and memorable characters) and a deft narration of the latter’s life sketch within the boundaries of the former is what makes for a good, compelling cinema.

Now, let’s throw a cursory glance at Gandhi – both the subject and the character. Without an iota of doubt, Gandhi is a prime example of both a very strong idea, with multiple layers to it, and an equally strong, with or without any deliberate or inadvertent bias,  character. It is one of those rare combination that has evoked intrigue and interest in film-makers spanning generations. And mind you, you don’t have to be an Indian to be attracted towards the idea.

Gandhi the idea is like one of the many Shakespearian stories that routinely get interpreted and re-interpreted by film-makers across the globe. (Eg: Vishal Bharadwaj making Maqbool out of Macbeth).

Fortunately or otherwise, speaking against Gandhi generally never manages to bring any society to standstill! Simply because, like the man himself, Gandhians never resort to smashing multiplexes or issuing death Fatwas against the makers of films that question Gandhi over any issue. It is this virtuous conduct of Gandhians that gives courage to film-makers to explore the subject in its entirety.

Furthermore, like most of the simple and endearing stories ever told, Gandhi, the idea, too has a beginning, a middle portion and a climax.

It makes the idea a virtual goldmine for a story-teller. For, because of the ready-made structure of the story, the film-maker can afford to spend a lot more time on the exploration of the various layers of both the subject and the character. In other words, the energy, time and attention that would have gone into “putting all the things together within the parameters of a good narration” can now be put into giving more shades to both the subject and the characters – thereby making the subject rich in emotional and intelligence quotient!

No wonder then, even in fun film like Lage Raho Munnabhai, the idea never becomes frivolous. In fact, even a ‘hep’ term like ‘Gandhigiri’ (evoking strong, but only vocal or written, protest from old-school Gandhians) has not managed to take away the gravity of the idea. It has merely helped in propagating it faster!

That is in fact another strength of Gandhi, the subject. It can not only be put in any context but also can be expressed in any form. It would not be surprising if the idea would sound just as true and as believable even in an underworld film by Ram Gopal Varma. (I hope he is not reading this; knowing him, he might just go ahead and make RGV ki Gandhi)
So then, if an idea and its central character offers such fluidity to anyone who wants to explore them, why would there not be so many interpretations.

Gandhi, the idea, is timeless. Don’t be surprised if there is a new Gandhi every decade. It would only be worth it, even for those who care for Gandhi only when he gets on to a piece of ‘green paper’. As long as they help us unravel God’s best script even further, we should not be complaining either.

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Book Extracts Shorts Writing

Meander (Part 1)

The following is an extract from I Am Ahmedabad, a collection of short stories

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The psychedelic lizard looked pretty much like a little rainbow amidst the blinding rains. Scampering indecisively about the branch in the beginning, it soon rushes towards the edge of the branch and leaps magnificently in the air. And as it stays air-borne for what seems an eternity, it looked as if the fleshy rain wouldn’t let it reach its destination. It is only when it grasps a neighbouring branch, about 5 feet away, that Rashi regains her breath. But not for long, as she finds another dazzling alligator come to the fore and go flying in the air. Almost immediately, the first one leaps again and crosses the second one in mid-air to get back to the original branch. Before Rashi could realize, a couple more kaleidoscopic messieurs had arrived at the first branch to emulate the lead players.

They are playing a game! God they are playing a game! I don’t believe this!

She immediately turns about to draw Akhil’s attention. But he is too busy navigating their path with a stick. It was the first exceedingly soggy stretch of earth and the fear of being sucked into an invisible swarm had kept Akhil on the edge for quite some time now. How boring, Rashi silently curses Akhil and gives the playful lizards a final look before resuming the walk.

It scarcely looked as if they had ever realized that torrential rains were lashing them for the past three days. And that the last time they had seen anything besides a tree was last evening, when they had taken shelter in what seemed a cave. It was not as if the place was inaccessible to humans. It’s just that most avoided the place during these three months of incessant rains. But the two didn’t, as they continued the walk laden with the fear of being ambushed by, well, anything; of a tree falling over them because of the heavy downpour and lightning or of reaching the middle of nowhere.

But no one ever spoke anything. For, that was the only constraint. No one was allowed even a word except the necessary for those eight days! Akhil had thought that the adamant condition would encourage Rashi to find another partner; while Rashi had agreed for it with a belief that it would never be lived out.

Unfortunately for her, it did. And it clearly tormented her more than Akhil.

What the hell, SO WHAT if I’d agreed to this stupid condition! I mean come on; what’s the point in being together if we’re not going to talk anyway. He could’ve at least asked me once if I’m feeling fine or not! But look at him, he can go on without talking for ages. It’s so irritating.

But Akhil was, as Rashi would often call him, incorrigible. For him, a promise was a promise. Moreover, talking had never scored over his thoughts anyway.

What a place! Wish I could keep meandering here. Forever! No need to find good food to prove a point. No need to wear different clothes for different occasions. Perfect!

But everything wasn’t as serene in Rashi’s heart of twenty-two years. Daily fracas with parents had turned home into an ugly battleground. And if it were not enough, job had become a nauseating decay and she had started losing more friends than she had ever made. Always the one for immediate judgements, she had reached the brink of ramming her car in to a fast approaching lorry about a fortnight ago. But for the alertness of the opposite driver, she would have succeeded.

Akhil was the only one who knew about it, in spite of the fact that they had not been talking for over a month at the time of her extreme attempt. He had found himself in that state earlier too. And at times he found it a bit curious. Not just because he was a friend of barely an year but also because most of the period was spent in not talking to each other! Yet, neither found anything unusual when he could convince her to take a sabbatical; and go off to a far away place.

But Akhil hadn’t bargained for Rashi asking him to accompany her. Moreover, he didn’t know anything about going out alone with a girl. And you think I go to remote jungles with guys every weekend or what, Rashi had retorted angrily. But that wasn’t the point for Akhil. He wanted Rashi to spend some time with her own self. However, being far away and alone was out of question for her. Besides, Akhil’s company never created much dialogue anyway.

You’re like a toll free psychiatric helpline that first lets me speak for hours and when I’m done, asks me not to hold back anything, she had once giggled.

The only other thing that she was sure of was, that Akhil affected her. Though, she could never really understand how exactly and why. At times she thought that maybe it was his spirit that touched her the most. She remembered how once after one of his worst setbacks he had joked, It feels wonderful to know that I’m now so deep down in life that I’ll be the first one to come out from the other end.

At times she thought it was more than that. At very different times, he had thought the same about her.
At the moment, she wasn’t thinking about any of that. I can’t stay unhappy for long, she’d once told Akhil. And she no longer was. Of course, being at a place that she’d often seen in movies must’ve helped too. It was a world of trees, trees and more trees. Most were taller than her apartments while some were wider than her small car. Some were naughty enough to make use of every windy excuse to splash water on to her and some seemed to hold each other in a group, just like she and her brother had for a family photograph. And to top it all for her, it was raining like she had never seen before. Only she knew how desperate she was getting to call up Nikki, her best friend, and describe the place.
God! Imagine it raining for 7 days continuously. It was not only pouring like hell, but there were also little streams every few meters. My hands and feet had become so soaked that they looked morbid. Very pale; with blue veins crossing them. At times, the rains would suddenly step up and make it difficult even to keep the eyes open, forget walking. It’s impossible to describe how drenched we were. How our clothes had really got stuck on to our bodies. And honestly speaking, it felt extremely arousing at times!

She smiles thinking about Nikki’s naughty take on her confession. Of course, even in her thoughts, she wanted to first complete her talks before allowing the other person to speak.

Seriously, sometimes I really thought that if it were not Akhil, I would’ve found it difficult to control myself. But you should’ve seen him; I mean the six feet dumbo was walking as if we were going to some pilgrimage!

But it was fun. And so strange! We just kept walking, without knowing where we were going. I mean we knew that we would walk in for 3 days and then start walking back. But that was it. No talk, nothing! It was crazy. I really wished it were our group there; we would’ve had such fun. I really missed you guys.

But the truth of the matter was that she had started liking things the way they were. The incessant rains, the excitement of being where she was and the fact that she hadn’t felt as relaxed for long now. Suddenly, she is shaken out of slumber as she feels something at her ankle. She immediately lets out a shriek. An alert Akhil immediately gets a proper hold of his stick as he turns about. And as the two immediately look down in the ankle-deep stream, they almost simultaneously find out that it was only a very small piece of floating wood that had caused the commotion. As he turns around to continue, Akhil’s indifferent stare makes clear his displeasure about the alarm. That in turn doesn’t amuse Rashi much.

To be continued …

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Reflection

Is this Art?

My Own Creation! I have since got a new kurta-pyjama stitched for my ‘art’ exhibition

Just as the world seems to be becoming ever more mediocre with every passing year, the population of the so-called ‘creative persons’ seems to be exploding! Yes, almost every person is either dubbed creative or claims him or herself to be creative.

Admittedly, it does not take much to create either empty superlatives or immodesty.

We shall leave aside the subject of ‘creative’ writers, poets, musicians etc for other fora and stick to the subject of ‘art’ of the sort that is created on a canvas – viz painting, sketch, drawing or illustration.

It should please the pessimists among us that the ‘expansion of the envelop of art to include almost everything’ is not a phenomenon of this decade. It had started centuries ago and is bound to persist till the end of life on this planet. Fret; or learn to live with if, if not learning the ability to appreciate it.

But appreciate what? Even the food spilled by a child on to his clothes forms at least some form. Would that – however unintentional – be called art?

If not, then what all can be called art? Moreover, if there really is a definition of art, then what is this entity called abstract art all about? Doesn’t the latter thrive on the destruction of the very structure of a definite identity of ‘art’?

They say that when used in an artistic sense, the term “painting” means the use of this activity in combination with drawing, composition and other aesthetic considerations in order to manifest the expressive and conceptual intention of the practitioner.

Wow! Such a all-encompassing definition, with so many layers to it. But what does it mean anyway? Because, honestly speaking, it sounds a bit abstract!

But if the definition of the ‘regular’ art sounds abstract, then what does the explanation of abstract art sound like?

Well, abstract art is now generally understood to mean “art that does not depict objects in the natural world, but instead uses color and form in a non-representational way”.

Alright then, one thing is clear – definitions are not going to take us anywhere. For, with due respect to the creators of the definitions and the  ‘artists’ who subscribe to them, the explanation reflect a generous dose of self-indulgence. The definitions seem a deliberate attempt to stop the common man on streets from understanding them. An attempt to keep the ‘gift of art’ and its understanding within a close-knit group.

Or maybe not. Maybe those definitions are only for ‘official records’. And the real essence of art is to be experienced.

Yes, that ought to the method – allowing yourself the time to imbibe (whatever the nature of the so-called) piece of art (painting) into the sub-conscious and to allow that art the time to grow on to you.

Sounds symbiotic; and that’s what it is. Art in isolation is nothing. It is always about the reaction of humans to it. And with reaction we mean all of the following: attraction, repulsion and indifference. The greater the art has to offer (including disgust), the greater would be the import by humans. And it is this greater import and its resultant scrutiny and dissection that sets some art from the other. That makes us call something art, while failing the other in that test. So then, ‘the dot on the canvas’ at the top right is also art. How good it is; you decide.

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“I had forgotten that I was batting …”: Kitli Times Interviews Rahul Dravid

KT: Congratulations Rahul on winning the series.
RD: Thanks.

KT: It was quite a hard-fought series.
RD: Yes it was. I mean Sachin and Sourav did not talk with me for the entire tour. And then Zaheer and Sreesanth kept playing WWF in the dressing room. And later both of them would go out and fight with the English – Zaheer would show Pietersen bat and Sree would shoulder-push Vaughan. Sometimes, I really have to tell Sree that just because he is from Kerala, he can’t do things that they do out there while playing football in coconut fields.

KT: You also said that Sreesanth had given you a few gray hair in the Lords test.
RD: Yes, he did. In fact he gave so many gray hair that Shilpa Shetty – who, by the way, is now a British national – ran away from me, thinking me to Richard Gere.

KT: Oh God! That must have been terrible.
RD: Yes, it was. I mean she is Shetty, I’m from Bangalore; one can hope to see two Kannadigas spend some good time in an alien land. I mean, come on, one Bangalorean, Vijay Mallaya has good time almost everytime, everywhere, with everyone – after getting them slashed with beer. I mean, at the end of the day, it is illegal, irrespective of whether it is irrelevant here or not.

KT: Coming back to Cricket, there is a lot of criticism about your not enforcing follow-on.
RD: Yes, there is. But then, a lot of people say a lot of things. Some even say that we can be world leaders one day. But at the end of the day, we Indians are born followers. It is in our blood to follow-on ourselves. And also our right, really. And see, at the end of the day, Laxman and I are going to be remembered for following on and not for enforcing a follow-on.

KT: OK Rahul, we’ll agree on that. But why did you bat so slowly?
RD: A lot of people say a lot of things. But at the end of the day, it is up to you to decide what is right or wrong for the team. And I would have definitely decided that; but the fact of the matter is that I had forgotten that I was batting. I was so involved with the bigger picture of winning the series after 21 years that I thought I was merely watching the match from the pitch and that playing was not in my hand! So at the end of the day, I could only watch the bowlers come towards me and bowl at me. Now, looking back, I think I would have played it a bit differently had I realised that I was batting. But then, at the end of the day, everything is fair in fear and captaincy.

KT: Some say that your captaincy is a mere reflection of you, the person. And that Rahul the person is a defensive person.
RD: See, just because I have the best technique for defense does not mean that I’m a defensive person. Even Mahatma Gandhi used to get hit all over the body, so why single me out for not using the bat much? And at the end of the day, if in a country of 1 billion, if someone not born to lead becomes a leader, he or she is definitely a good enough manager of things. And at the end of the day, that’s what captaincy is all about – managing.

KT: So what do you think are the positives from this tour?
RD: There are many. Earlier only Sachin, Sourav and I used to be called the big guns of the team. Now, in my place, Zaheer and Anil have come in. Even RP, Dinesh, Wasim, Dhoni and Sreesanth played better than me. So, at the end of the day, by my performance on the tour, I’ve managed to make almost everyone – in both teams – look better than me.

KT: Thanks Rahul for the talk.
RD: Thanks mate. I’ll go now to try & make Sourav talk with me.