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Writing

There is No Such Thing as Generation Gap

There is no such thing as generation gap. Heck, the whole problem is about my previous generation coming too close to me. Forget gap, there’s a generation overlap at my home. My parents are all over me, all the time, for everything. Generation gap my foot!

They say that the ‘phenomenon’ of generation gap first occurred in the 1920s, due to the older generation having just fought in the war finding it inappropriate that the younger were out at dance halls and listening to jazz music.
Which dance bar …er…I mean dance hall did I ever go to? And hey, my dad fought no world war – not outside my mom’s territory anyway.

But I guess my parents couldn’t have borrowed the reason for their panga with me from the 1920s. They only look old, Ranjib-ed and bose-d; but they are actually quite young. Young enough to be able to always keep me on toes with the thought of having a sibling. A sibling? Now, at this age? Aw, come on, I’m 17. I can’t have a baby bro or sis who is 18 years younger to me. Now THAT would be what I call generation gap.

But hey, that was like giving birth to a new topic. No, no, no; I don’t want to talk about anything but the age-old yap called generation gap.

Ever since I was born, my parents have been on my case. My mom, of course, had started taking control of me even earlier than that! If only my dad was someone better, I would’ve ‘formed myself’ within my mother, hearing his pearls of wisdom. Or maybe he deliberately kept me away from becoming Abhimanyu and getting killed within a deadly ‘Chakravyuh’. Oh my God; yes, my dad’s an angel! Or else, at 17, I had only one more year to go!

But hey, wait a minute. Maybe my dad’s not such a God after all. Maybe he’s a sadist. He wants me to live longer. No, no; he wants me to live longer WITH HIM. Heck, even a moment with him feels like an year anyway. “Zindagi lambi nahin, badi honi chahiye”, babu moshai’s late friend had once said. With so much suffocation around at home, “na toh meri zindagi lambi ho rahi hai, na hi main bada ho pa raha hoon”!

I have seen so many households where dad is a friend and mom is almost a girl friend. (Eew! Doesn’t sound too pristine, does it? I know.) But at my home, mom’s just a stuffing machine (stuffs food, clothes, morals, time-table and other pukes into or onto me, depending upon her mood) and dad’s a recovery agent (”give me your report card”, “give me those books with pictures in your bag”, “give me your teacher’s number” and other diarrhoea).

So you see, I either get pumped in or get frisked out. One way or the other, there is at least one hand on me – generally around my neck.

And then they say I don’t understand them. Heck, I want to understand you mom, dad. But for that to happen, I’ll have to be able to see you. You guys remain far too close to me. Two generations Bose-s are almost glued to each other. Give me some space guys. Give me some gap within generations. Show me that there is, after all, a thing called generation gap.

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Journalism

Give Your Career a High

They say Amdavadi youth do not join the armed forces. Setting aside being too technical by citing the examples of our cousin and his uncle’s son, we’ll have to admit that it is just about near the truth. Just as Sikhs of Punjab do not venture into stock market, we don’t venture into the armed forces – big deal, right?

Well, the example cited and the logic extracted from that is accurate in itself but may not necessarily be the best way to move forward in life – whether or not we join the armed forces.

In any case, can there be a ‘genetic’ reason behind our not opting for the armed forces? Of course not. A fit person is a fit person irrespective of his lineage and a slouch is a slouch.

So, it basically boils down to the fact that armed forces just don’t attract us Amdavadi youth as a career for a good and comfortable future.

But how inaccurate can that be?

Indian armed forces stand for the most ideal life and lifestyle within the cramped-for-room-and-inspiration surroundings of ours. Apart from the respect that comes naturally with it, a stint with the armed forces almost guarantees a support system for all faculties of a good family life – viz medical cover and best of medical facilities for the family, the absolute best of sporting and recreation facilities, best of schooling for the kids of the family, concession in goods and travel and most of all, exposure to a meaning in life.

The armed forces actively encourages its personnel to go for skill augmentation. A lot of defence personnel opt for learning computers, some hone their management skills while some others express themselves through an occasional brush with the film or music world. Really, the sky is the limit when you join the armed forces. And hey, we aren’t even talking about the adrenalin that runs across one’s soul while wearing the uniform and going for the daily drill.

The only medal winner of the last Olympics, Major Rajyawardhan Rathore has often said that it is his stint with Army that gives him the edge over other competitors. Simply because you not only get the attitude and environment but also the best of techniques at the armed forces. Needless to add here, Rathore’s spunk can be replicated in other walks of life too.

We’ve seen all sort of fake losers give a tribute to the armed forces by having an ‘Army’ sticker on their bikes and cars. Doesn’t it say something?

And hey, didn’t you read about a few ex-armymen studying at IIM (A)?. A fit body, a sound mind and a great future, does it get any better than this?

All things said and decimated, the real truth of life is that there is more to life than a normal rat race. We say, if you want to race, race for the country. There’s no greater pride than that. Your mother, sister and girl friend would agree.

So, what’s holding you back? Go through these sites  TODAY:

Indian Army Website:
www.indianarmy.nic.in

Indian Army Recruitment Site
www.joinindianarmy.nic.in

Indian Air Force Website
www.indianairforce.nic.in

Indian Air Force Recruitment Site
Www.careerairforce.nic.in

Indian Navy Website
Www.indiannavy.nic.in

Indian Navy Recruitment Site
www.nausena-bharti.nic.in

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Journalism

Thanks for the Memories, Prince!

“There is a widely held and quite erroneous belief that cricket is just another game”, Duke of Edinburgh had remarked. It would be an equally erroneous belief to consider Brian Charles Lara as just another cricketer.

Brian Charles Lara – as a jingle of yesteryears used to say – bas naam hi kaafi hai.

We can talk about his many records and an impressive stack of statistics on the cricket pitch, but we would rather talk about the magic that mere numbers cannot capture.

Take a moment and think of one player in the history of the game who had to take the burden of a team as mediocre as the Windies team of our generation, and take that for more than a decade. Chances are that you would come up with a naught.

And yet, even that is not the biggest reason for making him a special player. He was a special player because he made people fall in love with the game; just about the way he himself asked the crowd that had jammed in for his farewell match. The resounding chorus of a ‘yes’ was always going to be boringly expected.

Bat raised high in the air, the weight poised on a bent front knee, the eyes low and level – that’s how we shall always remember you. And yes, we shall also remember you by the way the timing and placement of your shots made the fielders around you look ridiculous.

For the sake of putting numbers beside tricks, here are his career statistics:

Tests Matches:
Matches:     131
Runs:    11,953
Highest:    400 not out
Average:    52.88

One Day Internationals:
Matches:    299
Runs:    10,405
Highest:    169
Average:    40.48

For one last time, here’s a little bit of trivia about Lara:

  • Brian is 10th of his parents’ 11 children;
  • Brian was in the football and table tennis junior teams of his country;
  • Brian had joined Harvard Coaching Clinic at the age of 6
  • He had made his debut against Pakistan and had made 44 & 6
  • When he made 400 no, he had become the first batsman ever to reclaim a Test world record
  • He bowled leg breaks too!
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Writing

Justice is What Chief Justices Read Out, Right?

What is eventual justice; and who decides that? While it may not be a subject of much thought in instances where there is a ‘clear’ demarcation between the ‘black’ from the ‘white’, the issue becomes a serious food of thought when a couple of people decide upon abstract issues like morality, ethics, sensibilities. Is it fair to have a world where the ‘assessment of the selected few’ is deemed more evolved than that of others? Alas! There’s no other world.

Suppose Dawood Ibrahim were to be caught tomorrow by sleuths of the Research and Analysis Wing (RAW), India’s external intelligence agency, would it be fair to eliminate him at the first opportune instant or would that be legally (or constitutionally) and morally unsuitable?

The answer – at least in public forums – HAS to be a resounding ‘no’. “Why, we have to have faith in the system and allow the law to take its course”, the appalled humanists would argue, before adding, “and if he is found guilty, he should be hanged”.

And if the reaction does not surprise us, it is simply because we are ‘conditioned’ to follow a certain method and format of humanity and humanism in life. Everything between our birth and the eventual death is confined within that ‘conditioning’.

And yet, doesn’t the approach say something like “the men in khaki do not have the mandate to kill him with gun today, but the men in black can have the mandate to kill him tomorrow with a rope”?

Don’t get me wrong here; I’m NOT, under any circumstances, advocating the so-called ‘encounters’ by the men in khaki. We are not talking about the, again, so-called D Company and its long list of ‘legally and morally unsuitable’ acts. In fact, the issue here is not even crime and the best mode of answering it with ‘appropriate justice’. The issue here is about our ‘conditioning’ in life. Conditioning about abstract and thoroughly contextual entities like ‘justice’.
Before we move any further with the topic, and because justice – at least from one perspective – is a subject of philosophy too, let’s see what has been said on the subject by one of the early thinkers. In Human, All Too Human (Menschliches, Allzumenschliches) – a book by philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, originally published in 1878 – Nietzsche challenges the notion that ‘the world’ treats everyone fairly:

“One common false conclusion is that because someone is truthful and upright toward us he is speaking the truth. Thus the child believes his parents` judgments, the Christian believes the claims of the church`s founders. Likewise, people do not want to admit that all those things which men have defended with the sacrifice of their lives and happiness in earlier centuries were nothing but errors. Perhaps one calls them levels of truth. Basically, however, one thinks that if someone honestly believed in something and fought for his belief and died it would be too unfair if he had actually been inspired by a mere error. Such an occurrence seems to contradict eternal justice. Therefore the hearts of sensitive men always decree in opposition to their heads that there must be a necessary connection between moral actions and intellectual insights. Unfortunately, it is otherwise, for there is no eternal justice.”

There is no eternal justice he said. Many – and I subscribe to that school of thought – have interpreted the word ‘eternal’ as not only from the perspective of time but also from that of (geographical & cultural) location. For we believe that the problem with a ‘consistent conditioning’ – i.e. a steadfast belief in one set of methods and morals – is that it often does not take into account the varying nature of conditions. And with that, we also mean the ‘conditioning’ of the men involved in the judicial process too.

If you are born in Varanasi and have grown up along side the various Hindu scriptures, beliefs and reverences, it is possible for you to smell blasphemy at the smallest deviation from the normal etiquette towards anything related to Hindu religion (or Sanatan Dharma, as the original and true name goes). And then, if you happen to be the Chief Justice of a High Court and are listening to a public interest litigation (PIL) with regards to ‘perceived notion of hurt sensibilities of Hindus’, there are chances of your going a bit harsher on the alleged offender (more likely to be a painter, filmmaker, musician etc) than what an atheist would have. It holds true for a person of any faith or background.

Point being, a Judge too, after all, is a human being. Her psychological make-up and the ability to arrive at a judgement is invariably shaped by her family and social conditioning.

Morever, since every individual is shaped up by a varying family and neighbourhood conditioning, how can every one come up with the same assessment of a worldly happening? For a Judge who has grown up in poverty, theft of a daily wage earner’s bicycle would be just as big an offence as the theft of a Mercedes benz of a businessman. But for a Judge who has grown up in swanky C G Road or S G Highway, the bicycle theft would be a minor case of ‘routine happening’. So, in case of a team (or ‘bench’ as they call it in legal parlance) of three Judges, the ‘truth’ is decided by a vote – with the majority vote deciding the ‘justice’.

Now how different is it from the saying ‘might is right’, or the more scathing “jiski laathhee uski bhains”?

The closest analogy for that would be the fact that some people may not have voted for BJP in Gujarat, others may not have voted for Congress at the center. But the party which gets the majority vote gets the “right to rule” – or right to form the government anyway. But is that right correct? But if that is not correct then what is the alternative? Because not in the next ten trillion light years would every individual of a state would vote for the same party.

Does that mean that as in politics, a judgement based on merit or a judgement by any human on a fellow human being basically reflects the truth that there is no alternative (TINA)?

Yes, that’s precisely what it is. If we don’t allow fellow humans to judge us and mete out justice, there would be absolute anarchy. Allowing the chosen few – who, at least in judiciary, come through a rigorous process – to play God is a small price to pay to make this world go round.

So, just as “history is what the historians wrote”, justice too – in a way – is what the chief justices read out. Does it make sense? Well, you are your own judge here.

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Islamic World’s Symbol of Democracy & Secularism Fights to Retain its Character

Unlike most of the Arab countries and other Islamic nations of the world, Turkey practices politics within a framework of a secular parliamentary representative democratic republic, whereby the Prime Minister of Turkey is the head of government, and of a pluriform multi-party system. Executive power is exercised by the government. Legislative power is vested in both the government and the Grand National Assembly of Turkey. The Judiciary is independent of the executive and the legislature. Its current constitution was adopted on November 7, 1982 after a period of military rule, and enshrines the principle of secularism.

Turkey’s political system is based on a separation of powers. Its constitution is called Anayasa or Constitution.

But it’s that constitution that seems to be under threat, from hardline Islamists of the ruling government itself!

With fears of reversal of the secular nature of their constitution, Turks have started rallying together to fight any assault on the nature and character of the constitution.

Cumhuriyet Mitingleri or ‘The Republic Protests’ represents a series of peaceful mass rallies in Turkey that had taken place in 2007. The first one took place in Ankara on 14 April just two days before the start of the presidential election process. The second one took place in Istanbul on 29 April. Third and fourth rallies had taken place consecutively in Manisa and Çanakkale on 5 May. A fifth rally is scheduled to take place on 13 May in İzmir. (League would have gone to press prior to the date)

The April 14 protest rally was one of the largest that Turkey has seen in years. The target of the first protest was the possible presidential candidacy of the current Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdoğan (the outcome of which will be determined by the Turkish Grand National Assembly, in which Erdoğan’s Justice and Development Party (AKP) has a healthy majority).

The size of the rallies may be unprecedented for the recent years, but Turkey’s preservation and maintenance of its secular identity has been an issue and source of tension long before the demonstration.

In the past, Erdoğan has spoken out against the active restrictions on wearing the Islamic-style head scarves in government offices and schools, and taken steps to bolster religious institutions. According to the Guardian Unlimited, Erdoğan showed his Islamist nature when he initiated a move in 2004 to criminalize adultery, which eventually failed under intense pressure from the secularist forces in the country and the European Union, which Turkey has been trying to join.

General Yaşar Büyükanıt, chief of the Turkish military, warned against Islamic fundamentalism in October 2006. Prime minister Erdoğan replied, stating that there was no such threat. In a press conference two days prior to the demonstration Büyükanıt stated: “We hope that someone is elected president who is loyal to the principles of the republic — not just in words but in essence.” This statement was widely interpreted as a hint from the General urging Erdoğan not to run!

This is an unique feature of Turkish politics. The secular nature of the country was obtained almost by force by the Turkish army, under the leadership of Mustafa Kemal Attaturk, the father of Turkish nation. And even today, the armed forces are ever vigilant about any attack on that fiber of the constitution.

For once, in one corner of the world, a proactive army is good for the general populace.

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Cinema Journalism

Just About Hanging (single screen theaters in Ahmedabad)

Roman Polanski, the Oscar winning director of films like The Pianist (2002) had once said, “Cinema should make you forget you are sitting in a theater”.

At at time when the entire pursuit of the theater owners is to override the experience of watching a film with the experience of being in a film theater, one struggles to determine whether Polanski’s statement makes the situation ironical or sad.

There can’t, obviously, be any complaints against film theaters getting swankier by the day; the projection and sound technologies improving by leaps and bounds and multiplexes becoming a picnic spot for entire families on weekends. But sadly enough, the phenomenon is forcibly packing the experience of watching films into a shopping bag!
One would think that we are digressing from the subject – of the fight for survival of single-screen theaters in Ahmedabad (as in the rest of the world), but it would require only a moment of lateral thinking to arrive at the conclusion that how unlike the present day corporate giants who are entering the business of film exhibition, the owners of single-screen theaters were basically cinema enthusiasts and the business of exhibition was their method of staying close to their passion even at work.

But today, cinema exhibition has become a part of the real estate business!

A theater / multiplex today is basically one, just one, of the many avenues for earning the maximum revenue from land and the construction thereon. What doesn’t hurt the cause of multiplex builders is the tax concession that such projects get from the government of Gujarat. As funny as it may sound, multiplexes were given a 5-year tax holiday as a part of boosting tourism in the state! So, the next time you see a multiplex being built around your place around SG Highway, be sure that it is being constructed for cine-goers of other states!

On the positive side, the new opportunities for builders and corporate houses that are interested in media has ensured that Ahmedabad and indeed the whole of country witnessing a wave of cinema expansion. More screens are being added today than ever before; and at an infinitely faster rate at that.

But the difference, as we had discussed earlier, the previous wave of cinema expansion (right from the early days of cinema in India to the 60s and 70s) and that of now is with regards ownership.

The first wave emerged very early in the history of theatrical film exhibition, before the industry had a chance to consolidate. Although small, loose chain-like groups had developed even then, the majority of cinemas established in this early period were independently owned and run.

But presently, the ownership sky is fast changing colours. Today the theater /  screen ownership is getting increasingly dominated by a handful of players like ADLABS, PVR, INOX, Fun Republic etc. No single-screen theater can ever hope to fight the might of the names mentioned here.

But why can’t both the formats co-exist?

To explain this, let’s first take an example of the corporate world. Suppose you have a product that competes with a similar product of a huge business conglomerate and you try to get it stocked at a small neighbourhood store. Though nothing would happen on paper or for the naked eye to see, chances are that strong arm tactics would be employed by the conglomerate to dissuade the store from keeping your product. The communication to the store from the big group would be simple:”If you keep that one product here, we would no longer be interested in supplying any of the 25 products that we stock at your store. Kindly decide and let us know”. No prizes for guessing which side the store would turn then.

Similarly, to maximise his profits and slowly force competition away, a multiplex can tell a distributor or producer of a film, “if you want to give this film to the single-screen theater across the road too, then we won’t be interested in showing your film in our multiplex. Please decide what suits your interests more, 4 shows daily there or 14 shows of your film daily in our multiplex. Moreover, if you give your films to him, we might not be interested in showing any films of your production house in the future. I hope you understand”.

What makes the odds stack higher against single-screens is the fact that most of the big names in the multiplex business are either already or fast getting into the production and distribution aspects of film-making.

So while earlier they were merely fighting an uphill task of getting good films from production houses (at prices that they can afford), with the advent of a three-in-one entity of producer-distributor-exhibitor, who runs a multiplex chain, single-screens now have virtually no chance of getting any good films on the first day – unless they pay through their nose. Something that they can’t do.

Moreover, single-screen theaters are generally aligned (or stuck) with a singular distributor. Hence the fortunes of the theater depend to a great extent on the fortunes of that distributor. On the other hand, because of excess number of screens, multiplex owners are able to invite and buy films with a range of distributors. In the process, they have also managed to get the right to negotiate on a case-by-case basis (”I want this film. I don’t want that film. I can’t pay so much for this film etc”), something that single-screen theaters don’t have the luxury of. They get the film that their regular distributor supplies.

It is a perfect case of being seized from all sides. Adding to the mountain is limited funds. And hence the present scenario. Where it is fast becoming a question of survival for single-screen theaters.

Roopalee theater, which has now downed its shutters, had reached a stage where it was not in a position to even pay its employees, pay electricity and other charges. And to think of it, Roopalee was one of Ahmedabad’s best theaters for a long, long time. Unfortunately for all, Roopalee would not be the last one to down shutters in Ahmedabad.

The exodus towards multiplexes is a worldwide phenomenon. In India alone, about 1000 new screens would be added in the next couple of years.

Time to turn a leaf:

Have a look at the pictures at the bottom of this and the adjoining pages. The photographs are of Metro theater in Mumbai. It is a single screen theater that was built before India’s independence and was once run directly by MGM (Metro Goldwyn Meyer) studios, Hollywood! Recently, the theater was taken over by ADLABS and re-christened Metro ADLABS. But, as the photographs on these two facing pages tell us, name wasn’t the only thing that the new buyer had changed. Everything from the lounge to the ticket window to the technology, every aspect of the theater was upgraded. No wonder that Metro ADLABS, lying in the middle of VT and Churchgate stations, in the Marine Lines area is still very popular with the audiences.

Admittedly, not every single-screen theater owner would have the money muscle of Reliance ADAG (new owners of ADLABS), but if someone had the gumption to get into a business as risky as film exhibition years ago and then run it all along, there is no reason why that person can’t do that all over again.

If money is a problem, do NOT aim to be a Kingfisher. Realise that SpiceJet too is a good airline and a lot of us like traveling by it. Make small but visible and effective changes first. Things like getting an educated person to man the box-office, provide uniforms to the ushers of the theater and teach them to be polite with the audience. Don’t have Russian Salad sandwiches and pastries but have a clean counter – at least for selling GENUINE mineral water bottles.
And the best method to go about the aforementioned would be to shut down the theater for at least a week, announce that you are going for an upgrade and come back all of the changes and slightly increased ticket rates! Yes, the new rates not only work psychologically in favour of you (”well, if they have changed a few things, so tickets are bound to be a little expensive”, audience would think) but also restrict that part of the audience that walks into a theater for want of a better thing to do and create nuisance inside the hall.

Stand out in the crowd:

Single screen owners should try and ‘take a stand’, which separates their place from others. They can make their theater as the “Ahmedabad’s only theater that plays ONLY English films”, “only theater that has a cell-phone jammer installed”, “only theater that projects digital movies every Sunday”, “only theater that has a complete day marked ONLY FOR WOMEN”, so on and so forth. The idea is to have a USP and then use it to firstly stand out in the crowd, and then to translate it into business revenue. For example, it can tie-up with Femina for the Women’s Only day.
Single screen theaters have lost the battle decisively in the west. But let’s hope it does not happen here; if only for the sake of experiencing the moment when a group of 1000 is  standing together and talking about the ONLY thing that it is there for – watch the film, go home and discuss.